tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-313125242024-03-13T07:33:42.070-07:00The Monkey Ate My Five DollarsThe ramblings of a fortysomething, female, liberal southern miscreant.Min O'Pausehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05415755990658935730noreply@blogger.comBlogger60125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31312524.post-6488400462625826982008-06-26T06:16:00.000-07:002008-06-26T06:57:29.706-07:00'Frances Farmer'<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">When I was flipping around channels the other day, I stopped on the Biography Channel, as the bio on Frances Farmer was the bio-de-jour.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">I had seen the film, Frances, with Jessica Lange, and I had read info on the real Frances Farmer, as well as reading Kenneth Anger's "Hollywood Babylon."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">However, as I watched the bio, the tragedy of her life really struck me. Mental illness is so sneaky and it can rob you of so much, as well it can delude you into thinking that you are the normal one and everyone around you is an attacker.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">From what I saw, and then subsequently read about Ms. Farmer, it seemed that no matter how much success or adulation she received for her acting, she would single-handedly ruin things when the going got too good.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">However, she was an iconoclast, in my opinion. I had no idea that she won a trip to the Soviet Union, while she was a college student in the 1930s. Later, it would be used against her to prove she was a "Communist."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">She was a rebel before rebelling was cool in Hollywood. She refused to be pigeon-holed in B-movie exploits that only capitalized on her looks. She worked with some of the best playwrights and writers of the day. Odets, Hemingway, but she was often combative and paranoid.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">As well, she became a major alcoholic.</span><br /><br /></span><p style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">This began her real descent into madness and exploitation because of it.</span></p><p style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></p><p style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">According to Wikipedia:</span></p><p style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">On <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/October_19" title="October 19">October 19</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1942" title="1942">1942</a>, she was stopped by the police in <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Monica%2C_California" title="Santa Monica, California">Santa Monica</a> for driving with her headlights on bright in the wartime <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackout_%28wartime%29" title="Blackout (wartime)">blackout</a> zone that affected most of the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Coast_of_the_United_States" title="West Coast of the United States">West Coast</a>. Some reports say she was unable to produce a driver's license and was verbally abusive. The police suspected her of being drunk and she was jailed overnight. Farmer was fined $500 and given a 180-day suspended sentence. She immediately paid $250 and was put on probation.</span></p> <p style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">By January 1943, she failed to pay the rest of the fine and a bench warrant was issued for her arrest. At almost the same time, a studio hairdresser filed an <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault" title="Assault">assault</a> charge alleging that Farmer had dislocated her jaw on the set. The police traced Farmer to the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knickerbocker_Hotel_%28Los_Angeles%29" title="Knickerbocker Hotel (Los Angeles)">Knickerbocker Hotel</a> in <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood" class="mw-redirect" title="Hollywood">Hollywood</a>. Getting no answer, they entered her room with a pass key. They reportedly found her in bed (some stories include an episode involving the bathroom) and made her dress quickly. By all accounts, she did not surrender peacefully.</span></p> <p style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">At her hearing the next morning, she behaved erratically. She claimed the police had violated her <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_rights" title="Civil rights">civil rights</a>, demanded an attorney, and threw an inkwell at the judge. He immediately sentenced her to 180 days in jail. She knocked down a policeman and bruised another, along with a matron. She ran to a phone booth where she tried to call her attorney, but was subdued by the police. They physically carried her away as she shouted, “Have you ever had a broken heart?”</span></p><p style="font-family: arial; font-style: italic;">Newspaper reports gave sensationalized accounts of her arrest. Through the efforts of her sister-in-law, a deputy sheriff in Los Angeles County, Farmer was transferred to the psychiatric ward of L.A. General Hospital.<sup id="cite_ref-shedding_0-1" class="reference"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frances_Farmer#cite_note-shedding-0" title="">[1]</a></sup> There she was diagnosed with "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manic_depressive" class="mw-redirect" title="Manic depressive">manic depressive</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychosis" title="Psychosis">psychosis</a>".</p> <span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">I think the worst, however, was being institutionalized against your will. Basically, it happened to Frances twice, once at the hands of her own mother. Can you imagine being thrown in a mental hospital by your own mother, or parents?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">As seen in the film, she received ECT treatments, but what is disputed is whether she actually had a lobotomy, as the film suggests.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Years of trying to fight her mother's legal guardianship over her, her mother re-institutionalizing her, took its toll on the woman. However, she never gave up.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">At the same time, toward the end of her life, she told others, "I blame nobody but me for my downfall."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">I don't know if I believe that or not, but Frances Farmer's life is a good case study for what untreated alcoholism and mental illness can actually do to the person and their family, friends. As well, it is a good cautionary tale about the dysfunctional family unit, period.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">The relationship with her mother, as portrayed in the film, is part factual and part dramatic license, but I do think it shows how our sick parents can influence our own sickness.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Erratic behavior, impulsive decision-making, violent outbursts can stop the most creative, intelligent minds. Add to that, involuntary hospitalization in a mental hospital will either make you or break you.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">The last part of the program focused on the "This is Your Life" on Frances Farmer. It was bittersweet. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">If you get a chance to catch her bio, it's well worth the look. May she truly Rest In Peace.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Here is one of the most pivotal scenes in the film, and it is a chance to see the phenomenal Kim Stanley as Frances' mother.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Enjoy:</span></span><br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/G01a5y84oDc&hl=en"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/G01a5y84oDc&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><p style="font-style: italic;"><br /></p><p style="font-style: italic;"><br /></p>Min O'Pausehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05415755990658935730noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31312524.post-13743858468304079182008-05-27T06:58:00.000-07:002008-05-27T07:10:22.328-07:00Another Blast from the Past<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">This time, it's a tune penned by Mel Tillis, and it's been covered by many.<br /><br />I first heard "Mental Revenge" on an old Linda Ronstadt album, and then I heard it again, while listening to a "Best of Linda" CD compilation.<br /><br />When I was trying to find a video with Linda singing it on YouTube, I found this classic video of Waylon Jennings taking a turn at it.<br /><br />I love it, and I think my faithful readers will love this one too. I think he's probably on one of the old country TV shows like "Town and Country," or another.<br /><br />It's from 1966. Check out the Fender Telecaster. I love this one. I love it because I can actually see his fingering on the guitar, and I can replicate that on mine. Sometimes, I get together with a friend of mine who can really sing, and we pick out old tunes like this.<br /><br />This was a golden age in classic country, when folks like Waylon and Johnny Cash were establishing themselves.<br /><br />Here are the lyrics, and I hope you enjoy the video as well. I think the lyrics really speak to me, and I am sure, others.<br /><br />Mental Revenge<br />written by Mel Tillis</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> Well I hope that the friend that you've thrown yourself on</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> Gets drunk and loses her job</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> And every road that you travel on</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> Is dusty rocky and hard</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> I couldn't make you love me</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> You only made me blue</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> So all in all if the curtain should fall</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> Then I hope that it falls on you</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> And I will have sweet</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> Sweet sweet mental revenge</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> I will have sweet</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> Sweet sweet mental revenge</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> Well I hope that the train from Caribou, Maine</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> Runs over your new love affair</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> You'll walk the floor from dawn to dawn</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> And you'll tear out your peroxide hair</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> I never was your woman</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> Cause you were never true</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> So all in all if the curtain should fall</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> Then I hope that it falls on you</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> And I will have sweet</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> Sweet sweet mental revenge</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> I will have sweet</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> Sweet sweet mental revenge</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> I will have sweet</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> Sweet sweet mental revenge</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> I will have sweet</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> Sweet sweet mental revenge</span> <br /></span><br /><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JANcTGe2AXo&hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JANcTGe2AXo&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object>Min O'Pausehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05415755990658935730noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31312524.post-67118390933345248782008-05-13T18:37:00.000-07:002008-05-13T19:41:10.528-07:00Maybe Hillary should use her for door-to-door campaigning?<span style="font-family: arial;">Our tax dollars go to MARTA--Atlanta's rapid transit system--and is this what we pay for?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Do we pay so unstable individuals can hold court and harass older folks, while everyone looks on and do absolutely nothing to shut her up?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">All I can say is that maybe she can go to work for Hillary, in a last ditch effort to bully people into voting for her...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Actually, maybe Hillary--who often claims to be down with the 'peeps' herself--should start talking and acting like this young lady. Maybe she should wear the same garb, and call Obama "Shorty" a few times. At this point in her dismal campaign, it couldn't hurt.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Incidents such as the one below are part of the reason that racism is alive and well in the South, particularly Atlanta. I'm not saying it's right. It isn't, but I believe Rev. King is probably turning over in his grave when thinking that he lost his life, so idiots like this one could freestyle rap, while harassing an elderly black woman and yelling "Shorty," in every other breath.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">I am sorry to say, but if I had been on that train, I would have immediately called the driver and had her escorted off, and, knowing me, I would have been 'chicken-heading' her back. Instead, it's too much fun to record the idiot going off and only respond after she's almost ready to kick the crap out of an old woman.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">No doubt we are not like NYC's subway system, but oddly enough when I was in NYC, I didn't encounter any problems on the subway. It's only been here in Atlanta that I have been accosted by crack addicts, or a group of 'hooligans' yelling, "I don't LIKE WHITE PEOPLE...I HATE WHITE PEOPLE..." as they moved their way down the aisle, knocking a man's glasses off, while he pretended to read the paper, etc.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">I've read that this young lady was off her medication. I really hope that is the case.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Well, on with "da show, BOY-EEEEEEE"</span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rQWc3MWQxtU&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rQWc3MWQxtU&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Min O'Pausehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05415755990658935730noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31312524.post-2843371784875997012008-05-05T11:57:00.000-07:002008-05-05T12:30:57.222-07:00Musical 'Iron'-y<span style="font-family: arial;">Over the weekend, I went on a downloading frenzy, and ripped some great music from Wanda Jackson, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Faron</span> Young, Jim Ed Brown/The Browns and last, but certainly not least, Johnny Horton.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Most remember Johnny for his "Battle of New Orleans," but this man was the king of rock-a-billy with a twang, and had some pretty impressive fans like Johnny Cash. Horton was not a drinker, and warned others who did drink, as he played the Louisiana Hayride.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Here's where it gets weird.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Horton married Hank Williams' widow, Billie Jean (she was married to Hank for about two months before he died of an overdose in 1952) in 1953, and she was destined to be yet another widow when Horton was killed in a head-on collision with a drunk driver in Texas, on his way back from a concert appearance.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Horton was only 35. I first took notice of Horton, when I heard the original recording of "Honky <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Tonk</span> Man," when I was watching a film. Up until that time, I had only heard the Dwight <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Yoakam</span> cover of the song.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">"The Mansion You Stole" is a really interesting song, and they really don't make country <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">troubadours</span> like Horton anymore. Listen to the lyrics and/or read the lyrics here. I think all of us can relate to this lament in one way or another.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Faron</span> Young was quite a character. I first saw him when the old Nashville Network was still on cable, and Young and Dottie West would host a video show that showed old clips from shows like Town and Country, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Hee</span> Haw, Louisiana Hayride, etc. It was an awesome show, but I had not heard of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Faron</span> Young, until I heard him sing "Hello Walls."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Then, I realized that I had heard versions of that song, but I didn't realize it was one of his biggest hits.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Unmitigated Gall is one of his hits that really stood out for me, when I listened to his work last night. The lyrics were written by Mel <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Tillis</span>, whose daughter, Pam, re-recorded Unmitigated Gall a few years ago.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">I just love the lyrics, as they seem ironic to me right now for many reasons. I cannot seem to find a clip of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Faron</span> singing it, but I will post the lyrics.<br /><br />Poor <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Faron</span> shot himself, after realizing he had a very serious illness, in 1996. It was a shock to his friends and family.<br /></span><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Enjoy!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">"Mansion that you stole"</span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DDS-xDlm8bc&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DDS-xDlm8bc&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><div style="font-family: arial;">The Mansion You Stole</div> <div style="font-family: arial;"> </div> <div><span style="font-family: arial;">The mansion I own has captured your heart</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">You said it was love dear but you lied from the start</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">I wanted true love but you wanted my gold</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Someday you'll be sorry for the lies that you told</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">You've stolen my heart and you cheated on me</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">But someday my darling I know that you'll see</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">A house without love can make you so cold</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">And you will be lonely in the mansion you stole</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">"Unmitigated Gall"</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Words by Mel <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Tillis</span></span><br /><br /> <div style="font-family: arial;"> <div>Well, how can you have<br />The unmitigated gall<br />To come back now<br />Expecting me to fall.<br /><br />Right down on my knees<br />And kiss your feet, yeah feet<br />Feet that one day<br />Went a walking out on me.<br /><br />With a fast talking slob<br />You hardly knew his name<br />Your mind is<br />De-arranged.<br /><br />And where did you get<br />The backbone and grit<br />To come back now<br />Expecting me to fit.<br /><br />Right back into plans<br />That we once made<br />Plans that now are gone forever<br />To return never, ever.<br /><br />I don't want you anymore<br />So get away from my door.<br />And let me live, live, live<br />And let me live, live, live.<br /><br />Don't come <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">messin</span>'<br />Up my life again<br />How can you have<br />The courage and the nerve.<br /><br />To come back now<br />Expecting me to love you<br />After the way<br />That you've done me.<br /><br />Guess you think<br />That I'm a fool<br />But you're the one<br />That's blew their cool.<br /><br />I don't need you anymore<br />So get away from my door.<br />And let me live, live, live<br />And let me live, live, live...</div> </div> <div> </div><span style="font-family: arial;">Here's <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">Faron</span> singing Hello Walls:<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HMSWAUAKJn0&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HMSWAUAKJn0&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />Okay, here's a question for any of the readers who still visit here. What famous singer/songwriter wrote "Hello Walls?" <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>Min O'Pausehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05415755990658935730noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31312524.post-386568247443274482008-04-24T18:53:00.000-07:002008-04-24T19:16:25.805-07:00The Apocolypse Must Be Near...<span style="font-family: arial;">Oh yes, we've learned so much from the tragedies of 9/11 and Katrina, etc. Remember for that brief, day or so, how we all thought about what really matters in this life?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Yes, here is what I came across this evening, as reading it really warmed the cockles of my jaded heart!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">It's all about that cute little cherub <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Miley</span> Cyrus...you know "Achy <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Breaky</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">IlookandsoundlikeBillClinton</span> Heart Billy Ray" Cyrus' daughter.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">From MTV UK:</span><br /><p style="font-style: italic; font-family: arial;"><b><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Miley</span> Cyrus</b>- the 15 year old star of kids show <b>Hannah Montana</b>- has signed a deal to write her first book.</p> <p style="font-style: italic; font-family: arial;"><b>Disney</b>- who also make her TV show, film, albums and merchandise- will release her autobiography in 2009.</p> <p style="font-style: italic; font-family: arial;">According to reports the book will focus of <b><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Miley</span>’s</b> relationship with her mother and family.</p> <p style="font-style: italic; font-family: arial;">Christian <b>Cyrus</b> said she wanted to: “motivate mothers and daughters to build lifetimes of memories together and inspire kids around the world to live their dreams."</p><span style="font-family: arial;">An AUTOBIOGRAPHY????</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Oh my god.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">(said with a whiny country accent) "It <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">waw</span>-s the best of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">tah</span>-mes, it <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">waw</span>-s the worst of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">tah</span>-mes"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">What in the HELL is she going to write about?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">"....and then I got my period."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Ridiculous and audacious don't even begin to describe this travesty of pulp.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Gas prices are so high that most Americans cannot even take a vacation this summer, rice is vanishing as a staple, foreclosures are at their highest ever, but a 15-year-old pop star deserves a seven figure salary, because we all need to know when her breasts started developing.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">"<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Diddy</span> said I could sing too..."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">What a sick, sick culture we live in.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">I hope they offer her "racy" pictures as a special DVD insert to the book. Maybe she'll go to rehab during the book's publication, and they'll have to add an 'Epilogue' to her distinguished career.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Hell, maybe we should just give her a Kennedy Center Honor, along with honoring the distinguished careers of Cato <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Kaelin</span>, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Bea Arthur will sing a tribute to <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">Miley</span>, and Patti <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">LuPone</span> will sing selections from the upcoming Andrew Lloyd Weber musical "At Least We Have Paris."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">And the "American Idol Loser" chorus will sing a tribute to Cato <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">Kaelin</span>. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">The ideas are limitless.</span>Min O'Pausehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05415755990658935730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31312524.post-64843079443133097332008-04-10T11:14:00.000-07:002008-04-12T08:44:04.585-07:00The passing of the seasons<span style="font-family:arial;">April is a precarious time in Georgia.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">As Spring tries to sprout via the pollen-laden trees--the Dogwoods , peach and cherry blossom --the last vestiges of Winter try desperately to hang on for dear life.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">One day it can be sunny, 78 degrees and no humidity, and then the next 55 degrees and windy. Since February, we've experienced a round of tornadoes, followed by frigid temperatures at least three times.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">I do recall even experiencing a snow storm in the first weeks of April, many years ago.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">It's a tumultuous time, but Spring wins out, as everything that was old is new again and things that were dead come to life again.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">In the past two weeks, I've seen the struggle and ultimate passage of life to death and death to life in my own neighborhood.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">A couple of months ago, my neighbor and friend, Donna, called to ask me if I wanted to see John Fogerty in concert--FOR FREE! Um...YEAH!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">When I asked Donna who gave the tickets to her, she told me about Ken Durr--a neighbor that lives in our complex--someone I had never met.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Donna told me that Ken was a writer and a 'hermit' like Donna and me, and that he'd been living in our complex for a few years. She also told me that he was a Vietnam Vet, who was exposed to Agent Orange. From that exposure, he had already battled prostate cancer and won, but now his body was--again--riddled with The Big C.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">We bought Ken a John Fogerty t-shirt and his latest cd, and I finally met Ken.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">It was like meeting an old friend. Through his weakened state, there was a distinct charisma that shone like a bright light from him.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">We talked shop: He told me about how he was a copywriter back in the day, and how he was working on a book about the brothels that used to dot the train tracks all along Georgia, during WWII.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Well, that caught my attention. According to Ken, basically there were little towns along the routes that took GI's in and out of Fort Benning, GA, that basically served as um, shall we say "R&R" towns for the boys getting ready to ship out or train for WWII.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">I was hooked, so to speak.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Ken and I sat and talked for about an hour, which is about all he could handle, and he gave me a big hug as I left.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Little did I know that it would be one of the last times I'd see him alive. We emailed, as he went through chemo, and he would write when he was up to it. He was always upbeat, determined to kick the cancer that was ravaging his body.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">If anyone could do it, it would be Ken Durr. He made it out of Vietnam alive--he was in the middle of combat as a helicopter pilot--and he saw the Cancer as a weaker battle.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">But, as in Vietnam, he underestimated the enemy.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Two weeks ago, Donna called me when I was in a meeting with a client, to tell me that Ken had died at home, with his wife by his side.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">For most people that know me, you know that I don't "do" funerals very well. I find, especially in the south, the whole propping the coffin open and sitting and staring at a soul who has obviously passed sort of, well, morbid, but that's just me.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">I know for many, it's a time to say a final goodbye. For me, when I go, I want no pomp and circumstance, as my body is going to Emory University for medical students to work on, and then to be cremated.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">However, when it came to Ken Durr, I was going to the viewing and the funeral. His wife, Darlene, had been his full-time partner, caretaker, nurse 24/7. I wanted to go for her too. It was hard to see him in the coffin, bald and gaunt. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">I preferred the pictures of him, next to the casket, when he was well, full of life, and smiling. I didn't know Ken for very long, but when I met him, I felt like I knew him forever. I am glad his suffering is over, and it seems appropriate that as the calendar seasons changed, so did Ken's season come to an end during Spring.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">His spirit is still all around.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Another soul passed on as well last week.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">I have a dear friend, Colleen, and over the years we have been the best of friends and sometimes we've so gotten on each other's nerves, that we have to take a break. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Our tempers run about the same, and we have some of the same issues about holding things in and then going off at some point. Both of us know how we are when we "go off" and I think we restrain, or handle conflicts in email sometimes, because we know what would happen if we did it in person.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">It doesn't mean I don't love or care about her, because I always have and I always will, but there are times when I'm overly sensitive about issues, or she is sensitive about something, and our 'issues' sort of bump up against each other.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">We are sort of like 'Gladiators' in battle, but when the dust clears, I always have her back and she's got mine. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">She's been going through a lot in the past few years, and her will to survive is something I admire. Colleen is like the 'Phoenix.' No matter the crisis, she will rise, unscathed and stronger out of the ashes.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Colleen is one of the biggest characters I have ever met. She is larger than life, and I suppose that is what has always attracted me to her as a friend.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Throughout our relationship, her mom and dad have played a large role. The stories she has about growing up in Louisiana, with her daddy taking her everywhere, are priceless. Like her, her daddy was larger than life.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">I wish I could have met him in person, but the times that I was invited to go with her back home, I had to work, or something didn't work out.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">After a long illness, Colleen's daddy passed last week. She had just gotten home to see him, to sit with him, to hold his hand and tell him that she loved him, and vice versa, so that is a good thing.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">When I saw some of the pictures from the graveside service, it looked like a gorgeous Spring day. There's no doubt that his soul is still alive and all around. Much of it is embodied by Colleen herself.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">For Ken and Les, and their families, this is for you:</span><br /><br /><p style="font-family:arial;"><span class="bigcap">T</span>o everything there is a season,<br />a time for every purpose under the sun.<br /></p><p style="font-family: arial;"> A time to be born and a time to die;<br />a time to plant and a time to pluck up that which is planted;<br /></p><p style="font-family: arial;"> a time to kill and a time to heal ...<br />a time to weep and a time to laugh;<br /></p><p style="font-family: arial;"> a time to mourn and a time to dance ...<br />a time to embrace and a time to refrain from embracing;<br /></p><p style="font-family: arial;"> a time to lose and a time to seek;<br />a time to rend and a time to sew;<br /></p><p style="font-family: arial;"> a time to keep silent and a time to speak;<br />a time to love and a time to hate;<br /></p><p style="font-family: arial;"> a time for war and a time for peace.</p> <!--e n d p r a y e r--><!--c r e d i t r o w--><span style="font-family:arial;"> ecclesiastes 3:1-8</span>Min O'Pausehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05415755990658935730noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31312524.post-57785135287232737252008-03-29T07:33:00.000-07:002008-03-29T10:22:25.625-07:00Utter Brilliance<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">About a month ago, Susan and I finally got a chance to see Julie Taymor's musical directorial debut, "Across the Universe." I'd seen her work in the directing of "Frida" about artist, Frida Kahlo, which was also visually brilliant.<br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">But the way this film was made has literally changed my life. It's one of the most visually stunning works I have ever seen.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Critics have lambasted it for being somewhat of a long music video, but I totally disagree. Only Taymor could take the Beatles songbook and weave it into a linear narrative that takes viewers on a kaleidoscope tour of the 1960's via a group of friends, who are thrust together from various points "Across the Universe."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">There are too many nuances to mention here, but when I saw it in the movie theatre--a rare treat for $1.75--I didn't take my eyes from the screen once. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">The editing, the choreography, cinematography, and last but not least, the performances of the lead characters really gel together.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Since we've experienced the film, we've bought the extended version DVD, and we've screened it for friends about three times now, and I am not sick of it at all. For me, it's like watching Coppola's Godfather I and II. I can watch both of those films to 'infinity and beyond' and never tire of their cinematic genius as well.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Ms. Taymor cares about every detail, and--to me--she's a genius, hands down. We saw her production of "The Magic Flute" at the Met in NYC, last Christmas, and it was just as brilliant. She is a rare talent, and I envy her genius.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">It's definitely a gift.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">If you have not seen the film, rent it, Pay-Per-View it, or buy it. You will not be sorry that you did.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">I am now a true-blue fan of Ms. Dana Fuchs. She plays "Sadie" in the film. Without sounding like Rex Reed, Dana Fuchs is FAB-U-LOUS!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">And she's damn hot too. I hope she will come down to Atlanta, after her European tour.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Here are some clips from the film: Hopefully, you will see them before they get yanked.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">The first is one of the best, in my opinion. Who else but Taymor would come up with these visuals for the song, "I Want You...I Want You So Bad, Baby?" It's the Uncle Sam poster that hooked me into this scene, and I never looked back.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">This scene is so relevant today, as it is in the film. </span></span><br /><br /><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NwB8QiKWodk&hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NwB8QiKWodk&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">And here is another, brilliant performance by Ms. Dana Fuchs as "Sadie."</span><br /><br /><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UGro_0h868M&hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UGro_0h868M&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">A fun, fun scene, which makes me want to go bowling with my socks on, and my favorite song:</span><br /><br /><br /><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2j7Z5Q7ZDs4&hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2j7Z5Q7ZDs4&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Finally, my favorite scene:</span><br /><br /><br /><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GQNpEET9WqQ&hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GQNpEET9WqQ&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Visit Dana Fuchs' website/blog:</span><br /><br /><a href="http://www.danafuchs.com/">Dana Fuchs</a>Min O'Pausehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05415755990658935730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31312524.post-27186257365156163582008-02-13T07:31:00.000-08:002008-02-13T08:02:49.972-08:00The Montel Conspiracy<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Okay, I admit it.<br /><br />I'm one of those obsessive, sweaty armpits types--at times--that's always looking for a 'gunman in the grassy knoll' no matter what.<br /><br />Seriously, don't get me started on the JFK Assassination, or I'll start talking like Kevin Costner doing Jim Garrison.<br /><br />"Back...and to the left....Back and to the left..."<br /><br />Heck, the jury is still out for me concerning Princess Diana's death, but I digress.<br /><br />My point--and I do have one--is that many times I think the 'conspiracy' is there. Whether that means I need to up my dosage of Lexapro, or whether it's the intrepid reporter in me I have no idea.<br /><br />Case in point: Montel Williams<br /><br />When I have time, and the TV is on, I'll catch Montel. He's one of the least offensive daytime talk show hosts, in my opinion, and he's a military veteran, etc. Most of his shows are helpful, instead of "Who My Baby Daddy?" shows on that disgusting "Maury" show.<br /><br />Montel's staying power is evident, as he's been on the air for over 16 years. But that just changed, abruptly, as several Fox affiliates, etc. refused to re-up their contracts with Montel. This, in and of itself, would not be a smoking gun, or enough to warrant a grassy knoll, however add the following interview with Montel on the Fox Network's morning program--Fox and Friends (how original), just seven days before he was axed from television, and it makes for good conspiracy conversation.<br /><br /><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/co3Spcq6Uzs&rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/co3Spcq6Uzs&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Give a big salute to Montel Williams--a true patriot--who dared to point out the absurdity of the 'cult of celebrity' in America. Don't get me wrong, I was saddened by the passing of Heath Ledger, as I am saddened by any young person who dies before their time.<br /><br />However, four homeless persons in Atlanta died in one night, from exposure, right around the time of Heath's death, and it was barely covered by local news and, to my knowledge, nothing in the national news about these four people.<br /><br />And that's what they were: human beings, just like Heath. I wonder who they were, what they did in their lives, and I wonder even more about a country whose government is bent on spending billions of dollars on a fraudulent war, killing men and women every day, who allows anyone in this country to go without adequate shelter.<br /><br />With the amount of money spent on this war, America could clothe, house, feed every homeless person, family, in this country.<br /><br />Montel Williams spoke a truth that Fox News wouldn't know if it bit them on their fleshy ass, and I do believe that it resulted in his show being yanked, primarily due to Fox affiliates refusing to re-up their contracts for the show. This diversion from what is going on in Chad, Kenya, Iraq, Iran, etc., by focusing on every fart Britney makes, or the next blond-haired ,blue-eyed teenage girl that disappears--thousands of minority teens go missing every day, and we see little coverage anywhere--is precisely what our government wants us to see and hear every day.<br /><br />Well, that and watching Hillary "cry" on cue, after she loses a primary race.<br /><br />Folks, if you believe you are getting "the real truth" from any network or cable news organization, then you must believe that JFK, Marilyn Monroe, James Dean and Elvis are all living on a remote island in Fiji.<br /><br />....well, don't get me started on that theory, either....<br /><br /><br /></span></span>Min O'Pausehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05415755990658935730noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31312524.post-60763160485307401902008-01-29T11:53:00.001-08:002008-01-29T11:57:41.686-08:00Even better "Stupid" song...<span style="font-family: arial;">Since I am on a roll with songs and videos, here is "Stupid Girl" by Garbage. Great lyrics.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Sometimes, one finds a song that says everything and I think this one is it. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Enjoy.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">You pretend you're high<br />Pretend you're bored<br />Pretend you're anything<br />Just to be adored<br />And what you need<br />Is what you get<br /><br />Don't believe in fear<br />Don't believe in faith<br />Don't believe in anything<br />That you can't break<br /><br />You stupid girl<br />You stupid girl<br />All you had you wasted<br />All you had you wasted<br /><br />What drives you on<br />Can drive you mad<br />A million lies to sell yourself<br />Is all you ever had<br /><br />Don't believe in love<br />Don't believe in hate<br />Don't belive in anything<br />That you can't waste<br /><br />You stupid girl<br />You stupid girl<br />Can't believe you fake it<br />Can't believe you fake it<br /><br />Don't believe in fear<br />Don't believe in pain<br />Don't believe in anyone<br />That you can't tame<br /><br />You stupid girl<br />You stupid girl<br />All you had you wasted<br />All you had you wasted<br />You stupid girl<br />You stupid girl<br />Can't believe you fake it<br />Can't believe you fake it</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Meu_6DzDxCw&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Meu_6DzDxCw&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Min O'Pausehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05415755990658935730noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31312524.post-52583845828314104292008-01-29T11:24:00.000-08:002008-01-29T11:49:22.684-08:00Stupid Girls....Stupid Women too<span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Over the weekend, I was listening to a fantastic cd by Pink, where she sings an opine to girls who think that acting stupid will get them everything that they want in life, that being a shallow twit is how to get ahead.</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Thank God for Pink. I think every parent with daughters should make them watch this video and pay special attention to the lyrics.</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >As well, I think some women need to watch the video and listen to and/or read the lyrics. In particular, I'm thinking of a certain woman that I know, who continues to make very dangerous and STUPID life choices, even after she's been through the same situation over and over again.</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >How does one become that STUPID? I have no idea, but I certainly hope she reads this post and watches the video.</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >As well, I am sending it to all of my friends with daughters, along with sending it to my niece.</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >Lyrics:</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Verdana;" ><b>Stupid Girls<br /></b></span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><br /><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Laughing loud so all the little people stare</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >(Drop a name)</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >What happened to the dreams of a girl president</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >They travel in packs of two or three</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Oh where, oh where could they be?</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >(Break it down now)</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Disease's growing, it's epidemic</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >I'm scared that there ain't a cure</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >The world believes it and I'm going crazy</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >I cannot take any more</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >I'm so glad that I'll never fit in</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >That will never be me</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Outcasts and girls with ambition</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >That's what I wanna see</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Disasters all around</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >World despaired</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Their only concern</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Will they **** up my hair</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /><i style="font-family: arial;">[Interlude]</i><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Oh my god you guys, I totally had more than 300 calories</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >That was so not sexy, no</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Good one, can I borrow that?</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><i style="font-family: arial;">[Vomits]</i><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >I WILL BE SKINNY</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >(I like this, like this, like this)</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Pretty would you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl</span><br /><br /><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z9n8QHCkPLA&rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z9n8QHCkPLA&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br /></span></span>Min O'Pausehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05415755990658935730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31312524.post-65850932372654710282008-01-08T17:32:00.000-08:002008-01-09T12:08:42.092-08:00R.I.P.:Shasta 1996--2008<span style="font-family:arial;">Yesterday morning--ironically, Elvis' birthday-- I received word from my mother that one of our beloved family dogs had to be put down.<br /><br />Shasta came to us, as many of the dogs that my family owned over the years, quite by accident. Our next door neighbor owned Shasta and her partner in crime, Lady, and both dogs would escape from their own fenced in prison, as if they were escaping from Alcatraz.<br /><br />Once they got out, they had the run of the neighborhood, but for some reason they would return to our house, not to their own house.<br /><br />We'd see Shasta and Lady at the top of the hill, scream "Shasta-kis and Lady-kins" and Shasta's tail would be straight up, in a corkscrew sort of way, and she'd be wagging it and running down to the house.<br /><br />This was a daily occurrence, until a couple of days-in-a-row passed and we didn't see either dog. I finally could not stand it any longer and asked my neighbor what happened.<br /><br />"My husband got mad because our son won't watch his dogs, so he threw them in the back of the truck and took them to the Atlanta Humane Society," said his wife.<br /><br />I was mortified.<br /><br />Then, she added," He told me that Lady fell out of the truck on Interstate 85...I'm really angry with him."<br /><br />Yeah? Not as angry as I was. I wanted to take a lead pipe to his head. Poor Lady.<br /><br />But when my brother--we used to tell him his middle name was "Dog"--found out about Shasta and Lady, he went ballistic.<br /><br />With the okay from my mother, he went down to the Atlanta Humane Society to find Shasta. He said that she was all the way in the back of the place, in her own 'cage,' looking sad, and he said "Shasta-kis," and she looked up, but still couldn't see my brother.<br /><br />He said it again, louder, "SHASTA-KIS" and she jumped up, saw David and came running toward him, whimpering and all excited.<br /><br />He brought her home, and after a few days of confusion and upset over her best friend, Lady, being gone, she quickly fit into the menagerie of dogs and cats at the house.<br /><br />We found out, from a woman who was out when we were walking with Shasta, that she was quite possibly an Australian Blue Tick.Hound variation, and she was a "digger."<br /><br />Even when I tried to be mad at her, for digging out a spot to escape the huge fenced-in backyard, there was no way that I could be mad at her. You could judge where she was in the neighborhood by the barks of all of the "friends" she just had to visit.<br /><br />It would end up with Shasta coming home about 45 minutes after she dug out of the fence, wondering if she was going to get in trouble. Looking into those big brown eyes of hers, I totally understood her need to be Steve McQueen in "The Great Escape," even down to all of us taking huge concrete blocks to block every weak area of the fence.<br /><br />It didn't matter. Shasta would spend hours trying to find another spot, refusing to come in the house when called, until she would find another way to get out and party.<br /><br />You gotta love that spirit! As she got older, she had to endure introduction to more stray animals, including the last edition at my mother's house: Milly. Milly is a Jack Russell mix, a big yapper, and she got on Shasta's last nerve.<br /><br />God love her, Shasta was such a good girl. I should have known something was up, the last time I house-sat for my mom, when Shasta--who usually couldn't wait to take a long walk in the morning--could not keep up anymore and seemed to want to go home.<br /><br />I attributed it to arthritis, but it was not arthritis. One of my last encounters and memories of Shasta, or "Shas-E-Frass" as I called her, was Shasta refusing to come inside on a warm, sunny day a couple of months ago.<br /><br />I knew where I would find her. She was laying in front of her last escape route, which was sealed over, and she looked up with her sad brown eyes and pleaded for me to let her go. I couldn't do it, because my mom's neighborhood has gotten worse, and it's not safe for her to roam, but I so wanted to.<br /><br />I coaxed her into the house and loved on her for a long time, pushing crazy Milly away, and I had the feeling something was not right.<br /><br />My mother said that over the past few days, Shasta had been making BM's that were black as tar, loose and bloody. Not good. As well, my mom said she didn't want to move and was losing her bladder, etc.<br /><br />She wrapped up our Shasta in her arms and took her to our vet of 28 years, and when the Vet techs came to greet her, they already knew what was going on.<br /><br />She was bleeding internally and her organs were shutting down, and it was time for Shasta to cross over the "Rainbow Bridge.'<br /><br />I guess it's corny, but I broke down and sobbed like a baby when my mother told me. I loved that dog, and she was always a fighter and survivor. This was the one time she couldn't find an escape route out of it.<br /><br />Mom said that Shas seemed to sense what was happening and my m</span><span style="font-family:arial;">om said she placed her hands on Shasta as they gave her "the shot," and said, "You gave her to us, God, now please welcome her back to you."<br /><br />Shas-E-Frass, I am going to miss you something terrible, and thank you for all of the fun, love, companionship and irritating barks at 5:30am in the morning.<br /><br />I know you are up there playing with Blackie, Evita, Sam, BiBi, and last but not least, your best pal, Lady.<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CzKeRj0OIys/R4UpXbP4auI/AAAAAAAAACU/Sqw9Ok4xdh4/s1600-h/Shasta.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CzKeRj0OIys/R4UpXbP4auI/AAAAAAAAACU/Sqw9Ok4xdh4/s320/Shasta.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5153570831023500002" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><br /><br /></span>Min O'Pausehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05415755990658935730noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31312524.post-5253163869957472732007-12-31T23:16:00.000-08:002008-01-05T19:04:34.184-08:00Happy New Year and all that jazz...<div><span style="font-family:arial;">Greetings patient readers!</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">I have not kept up with my blogging duties as well as I should, but, as usual, it has been a crazy, crazy holiday season for Susan and me.<br /><br />First, Susan had her much anticipated concert with the Our Song choir, here in Atlanta. In the weeks leading up to the concert, Susan had a terrible sinus infection. We were not sure if she was even going to be well enough to perform, but with 'better living through chemistry' she got on the right meds and was able to perform magnificently, if I do say so myself...and, well, I do.<br /><br />She was as beautiful as I have ever seen her, and as many of our friends and family commented too.<br /><br />I will post a picture. Her voice was in good form, and she got through her solo bits and a beautiful trio flawlessly.<br /><br />For me, I was on a holiday deadline with three articles due for one publication--which I am still on today, with one article due by New Year's Eve day--and I took over as "gift buyer" this year, since Susan says I am the one who knows what to get everyone.<br /><br />Add to the mix that I had to spend a week in Savannah, making my stubborn and ill-tempered father go to the doctor.His feet have been swollen twice the size as normal, and when we went to see him in October, he couldn't even walk without a cane!<br /><br />I made him take of his shoes and socks and I thought I was going to scream when I saw his feet and ankles.<br /><br />My father gets on my last nerve, for many reasons, but the fact that his pride makes him refuse to see a doctor, when he has Diabetes and other issues, rankles me to no end. I was ready to lay into him, but Susan--realizing that my head was about to pop off, and knowing that it would only make my father more stubborn--stepped up to the plate and calmly told my dad that he really needed to see a doctor.<br /><br />He finally admitted that he was scared, so I told him that I would find a doctor for him, come down there and take him to the appointment myself, etc. That's just what I did.<br /><br />I stayed a week, and while I was there I managed to get an interview with a convenience store owner that I had been trying to wrangle an interview from for months, so that was good. Anyway, I took my dad to "Dr. Arrogant," as I call him<br /><br />Don't get me wrong. The guy knows what he is doing, but he was a real jerk as far as his ego is concerned. It was a stressful week, because my father has a knack for lying to doctors, and I kept catching him lying, so I would tell what was really going on to the nurse and doctor, and my dad was getting really angry with me.<br /><br />I didn't care.<br /><br />So, my trip culminated with my father having a blood clot in his right leg, and him yelling at me on the way home from that visit, when I told him he was going to have to be careful and really do what the doctor told him to do about his feet, legs and the blood clot.<br /><br />He went off on me, as if I were a 12-year-old kid, telling me that I needed to "shut up" and that I "didn't really care about him."<br /><br />Oh boy...let me tell you, I quickly stuck my car in park, locked the doors and let him have it. I don't think I've ever done that with him before, when he's been an abusive jerk, but there was no way he was going to talk to me like that.<br /><br />Though I don't like to do it, I had to yell over him over and over, until I was the loudest one, and he had no choice but to listen to what I had to say.<br /><br />For the first time, my father was speechless. As well, as I dropped him off and left Savannah, he was very worried that I would never speak to him again. I assured him that I would, but that I would not allow him to speak or to treat me that way ever again.<br /><br />When I got home from Savannah, I had an email waiting for me. For the first time in my adult life, my father apologized for his actions, told me that he loved me for coming down and taking him to the doctor, and he said that I was right all along. He did need to see a doctor.<br /><br />Now, I don't hold my breath that the man has changed completely, but I was surprised that he 'got it' about his health and my concern for him.<br /><br />So, reeling from that week, I went right into to deadline mode. As well, we had to sing with our church choir, bake cookies for the ladies in the shelter at the church, make Christmas bags for our friends and neighbors.<br /><br />It was an E-ticket ride up until we left to go to our cabin on the 23rd. Both of us were completely worn out, but once we got to the little town of Murphy, NC, and to our cute little cabin in the hills, it was like night and day.<br /><br />Both of us were able to relax--there was a private jacuzzi on the back porch--and have a nice, quiet Christmas--just the two of us and no dysfunctional family--together.<br /><br />I surprised Susan with rings this year. I had not planned to do that, as I had been turned off on the idea, after a friend of ours kept collecting rings from her multiple "partners" after knowing them for a month or so, then the relationship would not work out, and she'd keep the ring.<br /><br />It just seemed so silly and 7th grade, when I watched what she was doing, that neither Susan or I wanted it to have so little meaning. However, when we went to Savannah in October, Susan kept looking at Celtic rings, etc. I knew that she wanted something, since the black vinyl rings we had previously worn, to symbolize the fact that gays and lesbians cannot marry in this country, had broken.<br /><br />I relented and found some rings that I could afford, as well as being rings that I knew Susan would love. We both are not into diamonds, given how most diamonds are harvested--read a book entitled Blood Diamond, if you want to know the real story--and how so many folks in Sierra Leone and other areas of Africa have lost limbs and their lives over the harvesting of diamonds. Diamonds are lovely, but they represent total greed to me.<br /><br />I settled on two sterling silver bands, with the following words--I believe it's in Gaelic-- etched into each ring:<br /><br /></span><em><span style="font-family:arial;">One ring to show our love</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">One ring to bind us</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">One ring to seal our love</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">And forever to entwine us</span> </em></div><br /><div><em></em> </div><br /><div><span style="font-family:arial;">Susan loved the rings, and I had an "Elvis" Christmas, which suited me just fine, along with a boxed set of Johnny Cash songs!!! It was great. Along with the rings, I gave Susan a "Melissa Etheridge" Christmas, which suited her just fine. I was able to find and buy some Missy E concert T-shirts, and a sweatshirt, along with Rufus Wainwright's tribute to Judy Garland. She loved it.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">So, here it is New Year's Eve 2007, and it's been a year of surprises and change, some good, some odd, and some that needed to occur even though I didn't know it at the time.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">I've moved up in the writing world. I haven't won the Pulitzer, but I'm finally starting to make a respectable living at freelance writing. We've made new friends, which is great, and even with the bumps in the road, all in all, I am happy and I know that I am loved.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">It's a good feeling.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Here's to 2008.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Susan, looking very beautiful:</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CzKeRj0OIys/R3m8ILP4atI/AAAAAAAAACM/7FaJeHIb96w/s1600-h/100_2792.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CzKeRj0OIys/R3m8ILP4atI/AAAAAAAAACM/7FaJeHIb96w/s320/100_2792.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5150354497519250130" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>Min O'Pausehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05415755990658935730noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31312524.post-5779989539342221142007-12-05T07:16:00.000-08:002007-12-06T07:48:54.660-08:00The Gifts of the Red Tailed Hawk<span style="font-family:arial;">As it is our custom every morning, my neighbor and friend Donna and I took our morning walk. We</span><span style="font-family:arial;"> try to walk about 2.5 miles every morning. Sometimes we make it and other times we don't. Either way, it's good for us bot</span><span style="font-family:arial;">h to get out, since we primarily work from home.<br /><br />Lo and behold during our walk, yesterday, we were witness to a beautiful hawk, perched in one of the trees in our condo community.</span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CzKeRj0OIys/R1bJQdoPG9I/AAAAAAAAACE/5GtUFuv22qA/s1600-h/100_2715.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CzKeRj0OIys/R1bJQdoPG9I/AAAAAAAAACE/5GtUFuv22qA/s320/100_2715.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5140517309358480338" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">We were so excited, and I ran home to get my camera, while Donna grabbed her binoculars. We believe it is a Red Tailed Hawk, after looking at the pictures. It was gorgeous, and it seemed to wait for us, allow us to snap some pictures, and then promptly and majestically flew from the tree.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:arial;">That encounter, alone, made my whole morning, but the events of the rest of the day were even more interesting.<br /><br />After we saw the hawk, I helped Donna take a bunch of large boxes to the trash compactor, and </span><span style="font-family:arial;">out of the blue, a guy that was there emptying his trash, took over and took all of the boxes and put them in the compactor. We didn't even know who he was, but he did it all. Very nice thing.<br /><br />Later in the day, Donna called me and said, "Hey what are you doing tonight? Do you want to go see John <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Fogerty</span> in concert?"<br /><br />What??? Are you kidding??? I said, "well, how much does it cost?" and she said, "Oh, honey it doesn't cost a thing, I got the tickets FOR FREE!!!"<br /><br />Another neighbor of ours, that I have not met, but will do so now, was not able to go to the concert so he handed the tickets to Donna.<br /><br />Not only were they free, but they were incredible seats at the new Cobb Energy Centre, here in Marietta.<br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Fogerty</span> has not lost his touch, since his days with <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Creedence</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Clearwater</span> Revival. This guy played, non-stop, for two hours. His band was <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">smokin</span>'--no joke. What an even bigger treat to know that Billy <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Burnette</span> was one of his guitarists.<br /><br />One of the most touching parts of the rocking concert was John's song concerning Iraq, while looking back at the Vietnam war as well. While he sang the song, "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Deja</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Vu</span> All Over Again," a video played, with all sorts of images from Iraq and Vietnam. It was very moving.<br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Fogerty</span> rocked the roof off of the gorgeous venue.<br /><br />This is one of those almost perfect days, that rarely happen. Donna and I couldn't figure out what we had done to receive that sort of Karmic gift, but then I read a little about the Red Tailed Hawk.<br /><br />It seems that this particular bird of prey is held sacred by many Native American tribes, and here's what I found on a particular Web site:<br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" > Pueblo peoples referred to them as "red eagles" and felt that red-tailed hawks, like the eagle, had a special connection with the sky and the sun. Because hawks are high fliers who can see the earth clearly from their heights, their feathers were often used ceremonially to carry prayers to the sun and the Creator. Hawk feathers, as well as eagle, were also used in healing ceremonies. Southwestern people used them in ceremonies to pray for rain. To the Ojibwa, the Red-tailed Hawk clan was on of the leadership clans. Its members have the gifts of deliberation and foresight.</span><span style="font-family:arial;"><br /><br />From what I understand, as well, when you see one of these birds, it means that good luck is coming to you.<br /><br />I'd say, from everything that happened yesterday, this is true.<br /><br />Donna says this is the Red Tailed Hawk, but I am not so sure. Take a look at the pictures for yourself, and if there is anyone looking at the pictures who knows about raptors and birds of prey, let me know if this is the Red Tail Hawk or a different hawk.<br /><br />It's beautiful <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">nonetheless</span>.<br /><br />It's these rare moments that make life so worth living.<br /><br />And <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">FOGERTY</span> ROCKS!!!!<br /><br />Enjoy the pictures.<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CzKeRj0OIys/R1bIDdoPG5I/AAAAAAAAABk/RGV55otw5Aw/s1600-h/100_2717.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CzKeRj0OIys/R1bIDdoPG5I/AAAAAAAAABk/RGV55otw5Aw/s320/100_2717.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5140515986508553106" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CzKeRj0OIys/R1bIXNoPG6I/AAAAAAAAABs/NuZaGmhLJEY/s1600-h/100_2718.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CzKeRj0OIys/R1bIXNoPG6I/AAAAAAAAABs/NuZaGmhLJEY/s320/100_2718.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5140516325810969506" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CzKeRj0OIys/R1bIldoPG7I/AAAAAAAAAB0/MGsJ1Zm7UfA/s1600-h/100_2719.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CzKeRj0OIys/R1bIldoPG7I/AAAAAAAAAB0/MGsJ1Zm7UfA/s320/100_2719.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5140516570624105394" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CzKeRj0OIys/R1bIx9oPG8I/AAAAAAAAAB8/SURW0cXONBM/s1600-h/100_2724.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CzKeRj0OIys/R1bIx9oPG8I/AAAAAAAAAB8/SURW0cXONBM/s320/100_2724.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5140516785372470210" border="0" /></a>Min O'Pausehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05415755990658935730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31312524.post-58123801700867141372007-11-29T20:54:00.000-08:002007-11-30T19:20:03.872-08:00Wanda Sykes For President!<div><span style="font-family:arial;">That's all I have got to say about that!</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">My stomach is aching from laughing at one of her pranks on Comedy Central's "Crank Yankers." Basically, that show is a replica of the work from "The Jerky Boys," but this nugget is one of the most funny bits I have ever heard, period.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Wanda Sykes is one of the THE funniest ladies I have ever seen or heard. If scatological humor--hence hearing the word "turd" or "shit" bothers you--do not click play.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Well, enough of me rambling here. Just watch/listen to the prank:<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kbBPyjCBaC4&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kbBPyjCBaC4&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /></span> </div>Min O'Pausehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05415755990658935730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31312524.post-74423964680014327592007-11-26T06:50:00.000-08:002007-11-30T18:47:35.591-08:00"Attend me, you wench"<div face="arial">No,</div><br /><div face="arial"> </div><span style="font-family:Arial;">This is not what I say to Susan when I want a little "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">somethin</span>' <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">somethin</span>," although I have now threatened that it is what I will say in the future.</span><br /><div face="arial"> </div><br /><div style="font-family: arial;" face="arial">If you could see the look on Susan's face when I said that. Well, let's just say I was sufficiently frightened. ha.</div><br /><div style="font-family: arial;" face="arial">For part of my birthday gift, Susan took me to "Medieval Times," in nearby Duluth, GA. It was a blast, really.</div><br /><div style="font-family: arial;"> </div><span style="font-family:Arial;">Part of my fascination with this franchise is the fact that it IS a franchise. I think they have them all over the U.S., and the part of me that really loves cheesy things like this was just itching to go. At the same time, I had heard that the performers were very good, given their limitations and the audience.</span><br /><div style="font-family: arial;"> </div><br /><div style="font-family: arial;">I really wanted to find out whether the serving wenches, king, queen, knights, etc., spoke with a southern accent, not unlike when I went to Helen, GA--the southern version of a Bavarian city--and the waitress at the German restaurant, clad in <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">lederhosen</span>, said with her <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">nasally</span> southern twang, "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Ya'll</span> want some Schnitzel?" I kid you not.</div><br /><div style="font-family: arial;">Hitler's moustache would have twirled, had he heard her.</div><br /><div style="font-family: arial;"> </div><span style="font-family:arial;">My smile was huge as we were in line waiting to go in, and they had two "heralds" actually playing the long trumpets, inviting us to the kingdom of "King Alfonzo," or "Fonzie" as I </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5" style="font-family:arial;">affectionately</span><div style="font-family: arial;"> nicknamed him.</div><div style="font-family: arial;"> </div><br /><div style="font-family: arial;">From the moment we stepped into the huge waiting area, I knew this was going to be great on many levels.</div><div style="font-family: arial;"> </div><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">First off, they put paper crowns on our heads, not unlike the one's at Burger King, with our knight's colors, then we were whisked away to have a picture taken with "The Queen." Of course, I walked toward a very </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6" style="font-family:arial;">effeminate</span><span style="font-family:arial;"> young man, but Susan steered me to the real, ah-hem, queen!</span><br /><div style="font-family: arial;"> </div><br /><div style="font-family: arial;">Does it get any better than this?</div><div style="font-family: arial;"> </div><br /><div style="font-family: arial;">Oh, yeah it does.</div><div style="font-family: arial;"> </div><br /><div style="font-family: arial;">The waiting area, with "Ye <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Olde</span> Tavern" up-front, with <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">ever so</span> Medieval "Fat Tuesday" <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">daiquiri</span> and margarita-making machines.</div><div style="font-family: arial;"> </div><br /><div style="font-family: arial;">That's right. I do remember reading about these machines in a book about Henry VIII. I believe Anne <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Boelyn</span> requested them.</div><div style="font-family: arial;"> </div><br /><div style="font-family: arial;">Seriously, the fireplace is fantastic. I'd love to have a home and install such a huge fireplace. It was rather cozy, and after the bar wench loaded my <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">daiquiri</span> with a lot of Rum, and I carted it away in my super cool "Medieval Times" plastic cup that LIGHTS UP ON THE BOTTOM (<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">whoo</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">hoo</span>!), I was almost drunk by the time we were called into the "arena."</div><div style="font-family: arial;"> </div><br /><div style="font-family: arial;">Oh yeah, the gift shop wench tried to entice us into the dungeon--eyebrow raised--and we were game, until she told us it would cost another 2 dollars. </div><div style="font-family: arial;"> </div><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">The arena itself was great, but what really spoiled the "Medieval mood" for me had to be the hocking of the "royal glow-in-the-dark swords," etc. I mean, this is schlocky to begin with, but I highly doubt that historians will ever uncover King Henry's "glow-in-the-dark dagger" anytime soon.</span><br /><div style="font-family: arial;"><br />The coolest part, actually, apart from the knights in mortal combat, was when the Royal Falconer came center stage and this gorgeous falcon was let loose on the crowd. It's trained to fly the length of the whole arena, and it was a magnificent sight to behold. It really was.<br /><br />Thank God it didn't rain "royal poop" while the falcon made it's way around the arena.<br /><br />Our serving wench, Jasmine, was par excellent! I'd say, if you just want to go to have a good time, and not take things so seriously, it is a blast.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">My Birthday...</span><br /><br />I was completely satisfied with my experience at Medieval Times, even when the "mysterious oracle" sounded like a cross between Barry White and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">Ork</span> from "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">Mork</span> and Mindy,"but then I was waiting and gearing up for my free birthday meal from a local Italian restaurant.<br /><br />What made my day even more special was the fact that a new friend was able to join us for my birthday dinner.<br /><br />She gave me the coolest card with the following quote from Emerson, as she knew it was exactly what I needed to hear right now. She also picked up the tab!! That was very sweet, period.<br /><br />I thought I would share it with those who have been faithful readers, even when I lag behind on updated posts, as it's one of the best Birthday cards I've received in years. It's a keeper, along with the person who gave the card.<br /><br />"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day. You shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."<br /><br />I needed to read this, as I had been very hurt (and I am sure I hurt that person too) by someone I foolishly considered a true friend, and even when I tried to admit my own shortcomings and blunders, this person rubbed my nose in things further. The bad part is, this type of behavior had happened previously with this same person, and I really thought she had changed. Sadly, she has not. What she thinks is a "change" is merely the same neurotic behavior repeated again.<br /><br />It hurt to feel duped, yet again, and to be cast off so easily, for no real reason other than I spoke up and said, "why did you make this comment? It really hurt my feelings." From there, it just went downhill. Nasty barbs sent back and forth. Some assertions I didn't even understand, really. After reading a little about Narcissistic behavior characteristics, I realize that I am the ultimate target for a Narcissist. It stands to reason that I would be attracted to that type of person, since my own mother has many Narcissist traits.<br /><br />I'm certainly not saying I don't have my own issues and shortcomings. I am the first one to admit to my "blunders" and "absurdities," but I really thought this friendship was a true friendship.That's where I went wrong. Past behavior is always an indication of future behavior, unless someone has been truly willing to do the painful work needed to make themselves whole.<br /><br />It was made very evident that this person does not wish to change, and is not interested in getting help anytime soon. On my part, this sort of incident has happened before with this person, and I only have myself to blame for allowing it to happen again.<br /><br />At any rate, this new friend totally understood my dilemma and hurt. The quote by Emerson is one that I will hang on my mirror so I can read it every day.<br /><br />Susan and I ended up going back to this new friend's place, after we ate, and we had the best time making fun of Nancy Grace!!! What a great way to spend a birthday!!!<br /><br />Some doors close and others open. I'll try not to be encumbered by my own nonsense, but isn't it all about ME anyway?<br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">Heh</span>!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></div><br /><div style="font-family: arial;"> </div><br /><div><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span> </div>Min O'Pausehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05415755990658935730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31312524.post-88338023293923795472007-11-22T17:13:00.000-08:002007-11-22T17:35:33.279-08:00The Best Thanksgiving I've ever had<span style="font-family: arial;">Every year, I dread going to "The Barbara's" (my mother, or Smother as I call her) home for Thanksgiving, or having one of those "Ordinary People" moments when she is over here for Thanksgiving.<br /></span><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Last year, we invited her over since it seemed she felt forlorned because neither of my brothers or their wives had invited she and my step-father over for gorging on turkey, etc.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">She did what I refer to as a 'drive-by' Thanksgiving. She insisted on making everything, even though we wanted to do it ourselves, and then when they got here, she acted like she wanted to leave 5 minutes after they arrived.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">It was making me so nervous that I felt I needed a "Lexapro IV Drip," with IV pole included, to drag around with me, while she fluttered about acting like she couldn't wait to leave.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Actually, it was in such fast motion, it reminded me of the Benny Hill Show, when "Yakety Sax" is played in the background and everything is in fast motion.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">I found myself wanting to scream out, like Timothy Hutton did in Ordinary People, "Just take the GD PICTURE!!!" </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Let me just say that incident, last year, made me realize that it was time for Susan and I to have our own Thanksgiving traditions.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">This year, we joined a new church--Trinity UMC in Atlanta--and they have a women and children's shelter, for women who are in transition and need a place to stay until they can get back on their feet.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Weeks ago our church emailed saying that they needed a Thanksgiving Day meal to be prepared for the women in the shelter. It was a no-brainer, this year, for Susan and I to not only volunteer to cook, but to actually serve the women there as well.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Let me tell you that this was the first stress-free Thanksgiving I've had in years.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">We had so much fun cooking for the women. I made Paula Deen's flat-line inducing mashed potatoes (God Bless you Paula Deen from one chubby chick to another!), with heavy cream, sour cream, butter, butter, butter, shallots, crumbled bacon....you get the picture.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Susan made her fabulous collard greens and the other members of our small congregation graciously stepped up to the plate and added the turkey, ham, sweet potatoes, green beans, macaroni and cheese.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">When we got there early, the ladies were ready to eat! It was fantastic. We both enjoyed being able to serve them a hearty Thanksgiving feast, and when we sat down with them, we had the best time. These ladies are in a hard space, but they all had such sweet spirits about them.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Over and over, each woman came to us, hugged us and said "Thank you...you are angels," over and over. As Susan can attest to, I am certainly no angel, and this was the least we could do (I felt anyway). I told them, "Well, you are angels yourselves. We have enjoyed meeting all of you very much."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">To the surprise of the ladies, and the woman that runs the program at Trinity, we cleaned up after the meal. Dishes, etc. They kept trying to help and we kept saying, "No, this is your day to relax, so Happy Thanksgiving."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Hands down, it was the best Thanksgiving I've had in ages. Susan said it was for her too. They are a great group of ladies down there, and I look forward to volunteering more often down there.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">We've decided that this will be our new "tradition" at Thanksgiving. It actually felt good not to feel so bloated after eating too much, as we often do when we go to my mom's or to friends to eat.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">It just felt good focusing on other people, instead of gorging and falling asleep. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">I wish a very happy Thanksgiving to everyone reading this blog, and I hope the coming year brings peace, happiness and health to you all.</span>Min O'Pausehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05415755990658935730noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31312524.post-66979957983332784082007-11-09T21:57:00.000-08:002007-11-11T05:48:53.575-08:00Things to be thankful for today<span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >I am thankful that I am not Karl Rove...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">He was the closing speaker at the National Association of Convenience Stores (NACS) convention, which I had to cover for one of my clients.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">It's ironic that Rove is out of a job, and speaking at this convention. Maybe he can work at one of 7-11's new "Quick-E-Marts," modeled after the one in The Simpsons. I kid you not about that. What an ingenious marketing plan to partner with Fox and The Simpsons.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Anyway, I fear "Baby Huey" Rove would steal most of the "Big Gulps" himself, and blame it on the Indian guy.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">I forced myself to sit through his speech, and it was really nauseating. He is such a liar--blatant liar--but he had that crowd in the palm of his hand.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Let's see if I can encapsulate what he said here:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">--The Democrats fettered away all of the Social Security surplus, so that's why your son or daughter won't have anything when they retire.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">--The Democrats aren't serious about terrorism, Iran, and they are to blame for the lowest ratings as a congress in the past 20 years.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">--Iran is a threat and we must shut them down.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">--Dubya really "cares" about the soldiers.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">--The Democrats want to steal the small businessman's money.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Hmm, the last time I looked, Rove was no longer working for Dubya, but gosh darn, he sure sounds like he is still on the payroll.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">I so wanted to yell out "VALERIE PLAME" over and over, but since I was representing my client, I thought better of it.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">One brave woman--the rest were men who were putting Hillary Clinton down, etc.--stood up and asked Mr. Rove if he thought, in retrospect, that the UN should handle and be the governing body that decides who we attack, if we should attack, and why we seem to be such an isolationist country now.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Boy Wonder shot that one down like Cheney on a deer hunt!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">"The UN is not effective in managing anything like that...I mean, come on, they allow CUBA to have a seat and vote."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">I believe I was the only one that laughed out loud, for a different reason of course, than all of the rest of the crowd. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">I am sooo thankful that I am not Rove. Thank You God!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >I am thankful for friends</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">My good friend, Andrea, had a hysterectomy two days ago, and she came out of it just fine. I went through this in 2005, so I was able to tell her that she cannot lift anything heavy, including children, and that she needs to take it easy, even when she feels like she can jog the Peachtree Road Race.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">I'm happy that she made it through and her pain will subside now.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Tonight, we went to dinner with a couple that we met through Susan's OurSong choir. They were hilarious, sweet, and very positive to be around, period. And the best part is that they picked up the tab!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">We didn't expect it, but they wanted to thank us both for helping with the OurSong yard sale, and I think that's the nicest thing that someone has done for us in a long time.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >I am thankful for more work</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">I got that third client!!! Met him at NACS, and he didn't flinch over my rate per word. If I do a great job for him, this could be a repeat client indefinitely.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >I am thankful for FREE SCHWAG!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">I picked up so much free 'stuff' from NACS. T-shirts, key chains, autographed pictures of Playboy Bunnies (don't tell Susan! ha ha), Hooters Energy Drink (that, in and of itself, made my day).</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >I am thankful that I am not one of Nancy Grace's new twins</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Because I fear she's going to name one Orenthal and the other James, whether they are boys or girls, or one is going to be named Trenton and the other one Duckett.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">On that sarcastic note, I will finish this post.</span>Min O'Pausehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05415755990658935730noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31312524.post-58912040782859579892007-11-04T15:29:00.000-08:002007-11-04T15:47:12.949-08:00Ever feel like this?--Human Tetris<span style="font-family:arial;">This is, hands down, one of the funniest clips I have ever seen. As well, it certainly represents the stresses of life.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">I felt like this over the last few weeks, as I have had multiple deadlines--emphasis on dead.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Add to that, a misunderstanding with a friend, which was aggravated by my lack of sleep, and it's just been fun, fun, fun lately!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">The one good thing is that I am about to get another client (fingers crossed), and this client should be one that needs me every year for an annual convention magazine. Another is that my partner and I had a great weekend with some folks from her choir. We helped out with their yard sale, and it was so much fun. Great group of people. If you are in the Atlanta area, check out </span><a style="font-family: arial;" href="http://www.oursongatlanta.com/"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">OurSong</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Altanta</span> </a><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Talented, funny folks, as I found out this weekend.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">I hope for the few gallant return readers, you will continue to check-in from time to time. I am trying to keep the blog updated. I plan on writing a few posts this week.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Thanks for hanging in there and for visiting here.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Enjoy this video.</span><br /><br /><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ll2kajMH2u0"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ll2kajMH2u0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object>Min O'Pausehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05415755990658935730noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31312524.post-36538856873857874092007-09-29T13:22:00.000-07:002007-09-29T13:54:37.949-07:00Good Night, Sleep tight and pleasant dreams to youWho has been keeping up with the Anglican mess?<br /><br />It seems the 'conservative' side is in a twitter, and it seems that they are finally going to take their toys and go home!!!<br /><br /><a href="http://frjakestopstheworld.blogspot.com/2007/09/schism-is-official-time-to-clean-up.html">Father Jake explains it for you</a>, me and everybody else, much better than I can.<br /><br />GOODY! It's about time. Please, please, don't let the door hit you on your arse on the way out!!!<br /><br />I hope that all sides of this issue will now move on. If the schismatics are really pulling out and moving on (ah, just like a man, right?), then I hope they will shut up, build their mega-Pentecostal-charismatic-<span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">PowerPoint</span> presentation-hands-in-the-air churches, and leave the rest of the Anglicans alone.<br /><br />It's too bad that every one cannot worship together, period.<br /><br />With that said, I will leave you with an uplifting ditty from the show, whose ending is embedded into my psyche. Every Sunday night, when I stayed with my grandparents every summer, we'd watch Lawrence <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Welk</span>.<br /><br />Don't get me started on my nightmares about Guy and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Rawlna</span>...<br /><br />Anyway, I think this positive, uplifting, polyester clad song, says it all about the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Akinola</span> Bunch finally LEAVING!!!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1aHJTvD2WgA"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1aHJTvD2WgA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>Min O'Pausehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05415755990658935730noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31312524.post-88098250838157027202007-08-28T08:14:00.000-07:002007-08-28T09:13:26.652-07:00(tapping microphone) Hey, is this thing on?<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">I figure if Mother Theresa can bare her true soul about not having faith, then so can I here.<br /><br />Does anyone actually read this blog?<br /><br />It says 0 on my site meter, since August 19th. That number sort of signifies what I am feeling at the moment.<br /><br />Over two years ago, I met a really interesting writer. We met via a writing board on mediabistro.com. She had recently moved to Atlanta from Philly, and she didn't know many people here, etc. She liked my whacked out sense of humor, and I hers.<br /><br />She sent me the e-bay listing for the Virgin Mary on Toast, and I knew I had found a kindred spirit. We met, once, after many false starts, and I really, really loved hanging out with her. We laughed a lot, over Sushi.<br /><br />Well, this writer was feeling rather insecure, as well, about her own writing. She was working on a book about a bordello in Chicago, at the turn of the century. That piqued my interest. Her literary agent kept putting her off, concerning the book, which lead to much angst for my erstwhile writing comrade.<br /><br />So much so, that she sent me two sample chapters to read, to get my opinion. That's always a tricky thing with me, because what if it is truly crappola? How do you tell someone it's crap? I have a knack for spotting true talent. I have always been able to do so.<br /><br />I'll listen to a singer or a band, way before they make it big, and I'll know that they will be the next best thing. Or, in the case of David Sedaris, I knew he was going to be big, right when he first started out. I sent him a letter to his address in NYC, and I still have the postcard he sent back to me, from he and his partner's place in France. It was hilarious.<br /><br />Anyway, back to the Chicago bordello story.<br /><br />I anticipated the chapters, and when I received them, I began to read, fully expecting it to be not-so-good.<br /><br />It was quite the opposite. I was completely hooked, after two chapters. The prose crackled, which is hard to do, sometimes, when you are writing non-fiction. To me, only Doris Kearns Goodwin, David McCullough and David Hallberstam(R.I.P.), have truly been able to make historical non-fiction exciting.<br /><br />So, I wrote back to my new writer 'pal' and told her that I knew that the book would be published and that she had nothing to worry about at all.<br /><br />We planned to get together over and over, however, I would wait to hear from her on the day we were meeting for lunch, and she never called or emailed.<br /><br />I would take the lead in emailing to find out what happened, and I would get an apology email about 'something coming up,' etc. I can deal with that excuse a couple of times, but after that, I have no patience with that sort of stuff.<br /><br />So, the last time it happened--getting stood up--I just decided that I'm too old for games like that. I let it go, and went on with life.<br /><br />Finally, she emailed me, with her apology, and begging me to let her have another chance. I decided not to do that, as at that point I felt like Charlie Brown and she was Lucy, holding the football in place.<br /><br />I told her that I thought she was a fantastic writer, that her novel would be published, but I can't get into the whole, "Let's have lunch....oops, I'm going to stand you up," stuff. She wrote back, saying something about how she has issues, etc. We all do.<br /><br />Her book did get published, and it is now on the NY Times Best Seller list. I wondered if I should even email her, but I felt good that I had spotted the talent and that the book was as good as I thought it would be.<br /><br />She told me I was a funny writer, etc., but it's interesting that she's written for publications that I wish would even let me write classified ads.<br /><br />So, a few months back, I received my Oxford American magazine, and this issue was devoted to up-and-coming southern writers. Lo and behold, there's a brief story on a friend from my high school. Natasha Trethewey was (and still is) a gorgeous, gorgeous girl, who embodied that rare combo of inner and outer beauty.<br /><br />As well, she was so damn smart. We worked on the school newspaper together, and I would make her laugh a lot. It was always fun to see her laugh really hard.<br /><br />I was a year ahead of her, and when I went to college, I heard disturbing news that her mother's husband--Natasha's stepfather--murdered her mother. She was 19, I believe.<br /><br />Anyway, Natasha is a respected poet, who has written about slavery, New Orleans, Katrina, etc. To top it off, she won the 2007 Pulitzer for Poetry.<br /><br />How do I keep getting together with, or knowing such writers, but yet I can't seem to write worth a damn?<br /><br />Sounds a bit selfish, I know, but I'm going to be 42 in November, and all I can seem to get published are second-rate articles, for second-rate trade journals, etc.<br /><br />I can't even get Creative Loafing--every Journalism student, who graduates, writes for CL right out of college--to even respond to my queries.<br /><br />I worked a research job at The Atlanta Business Chronicle, around Thanksgiving/Christmas last year, talked to the managing editor about writing for them. She was completely for it. Then, suddenly, I never heard back from her and when I inquired, she said she wasn't interested.<br /><br />So, I thought I'd start blogging, just to give myself an outlet, but I don't even think these posts are even compelling enough to keep anyone reading.<br /><br />Don't get me wrong. I am so happy for both of these writers. It's just that I'm approaching middle-age, and I've struggled and looked for any open door, when it comes to my writing, and it just doesn't happen for me.<br /><br />That either means I completely suck as a writer, or that my lot in this life is to be a mediocre hack.<br /><br />It's painful for me--no matter how selfish and vain it sounds--to watch all of this and know that no matter how hard I try, I'm just not a good writer.<br /><br />It doesn't take talent to write about a petroleum and convenience store expo, which I am headed to today, in Macon. Any monkey can do it<br /><br />Speaking of monkeys...<br /><br />Right now I really feel the after-effects of the monkey eating my five dollars, so long ago.<br /><br />Both of the writers I have written about here will be at the Decatur Book Festival this weekend. I haven't decided if I am going to go or not. On one hand, I want to cheer them on and give Natasha a big hug, but on the other hand, I have this feeling that I'm going to shatter into tiny little pieces after seeing them.<br /><br />Maybe it's time to just realize that I'm meant to stay in the shadows of others. Maybe I'm the Willie Loman of writers, period.<br /><br />What was the great line that his wife angrily says in his defense? "Attention MUST be paid."<br /><br />Even better--I feel like John Kennedy Toole right now. In many ways, my life has mirrored his. If you don't know who he is, look him up.<br /><br />He was a brilliant and funny writer, who won a Pulitzer only after he shot and killed himself. He shot and killed himself, because an editor told him that his book wasn't any good, etc. He died thinking he was just a hack.<br /><br />Irony, irony, irony.<br /><br />Not that I would even consider suicide, however I understand the feelings. Oddly enough, the character I most identify with is Miles from the film, "Sideways."<br /><br />I think the screenwriter sums it what I feel like, in this scene. It's brilliant, and I yelled out "YES" in the theatre when this scene was shown:<br /><br /></span><b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0316079/">Miles Raymond</a></b>: Well, the world doesn't give a shit what I have to say. I'm not necessary. Had. I'm so insignificant I can't even kill myself.<br /><b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002006/">Jack</a></b>: Miles, what the hell is that supposed to mean?<br /><b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0316079/">Miles Raymond</a></b>: Come on, man. You know. Hemingway, Sexton, Plath, Woolf. You can't kill yourself before you're even published.<br /><b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002006/">Jack</a></b>: What about the guy who wrote Confederacy of Dunces? He killed himself before he was published. Look how famous he is.<br /><b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0316079/">Miles Raymond</a></b>: Thanks.<br /><b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002006/">Jack</a></b>: Just don't give up, alright? You're gonna make it.<br /><b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0316079/">Miles Raymond</a></b>: Half my life is over and I have nothing to show for it. Nothing. I'am thumbprint on the window of a skyscraper. I'm a smudge of excrement on a tissue surging out to sea with a million tons of raw sewage.<br /><b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002006/">Jack</a></b>: See? Right there. Just what you just said. That is beautiful. 'A smudge of excrement... surging out to sea.'<br /><b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0316079/">Miles Raymond</a></b>: Yeah.<br /><b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002006/">Jack</a></b>: I could never write that.<br /><b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0316079/">Miles Raymond</a></b>: Neither could I, actually. I think it's Bukowsky.<br /><br />Classic.<br /><br />Well, I'm off to Macon for my exciting assignment!!!<br /><br /></span> <span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></span>Min O'Pausehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05415755990658935730noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31312524.post-748804755768711362007-08-20T19:33:00.000-07:002007-08-20T19:44:44.028-07:00Pain is Pain is Pain<span style="font-family:arial;">I</span><span style="font-family:arial;"> haven’t written in a while, because I’ve been working on never-ending deadlines and re-writes.<br /></span><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">For all of my writing efforts alone, I feel I should get an honorary Pulitzer, but writing about government mandates for convenience stores, and/or new guidelines for credit card processors isn’t exciting stuff. However, it does pay the bills.</span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Recently, I posted about my best friend in high school and her first boyfriend. Her first boyfriend was in a terrible car accident and lost two of his children in the wreck.</span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">As well, the other driver lost children in their car, too. You can read my post about it down below.</span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Well, after I posted, I received quite a few responses, all sending out good vibes and prayers for Joe, and all involved. </span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">And then I received a very different comment, for my approval.</span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">I wasn’t really prepared for it, I guess, but in retrospect, I’m glad I received it, as it made me think about pain, true pain, and the ramifications and facets of that state of being that most of us spend our lives running from.</span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">It was from the ex-brother-in-law of Joe, who happens to be named Joe. I couldn’t have asked for a more Bergman-esque scenario, right?</span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">He was very upset with me, because he felt I white washed the actual situation, got my facts wrong (which I did) concerning the accident, but more than anything else he wanted to let me know that the “Joe” that I knew so many years ago, was not the angelic, grieving father that he feels that I portrayed him with my post.</span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Honestly, I didn’t think I did that at all. I haven’t see Joe G in over 25 + years, to be quite honest, but the wreck was horrible for all involved, period, so I wanted to get the word out for prayer.</span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">But I didn’t see it from the other Joe’s standpoint. From where he sits, the pain and anger is overwhelming, and, to him, the anger is for good reason.</span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">At first, I emailed and told him that I wasn’t going to post his angry words about Joe G., because I didn’t think this blog was the place to do so. I don’t really know any of the folks involved; period, and I couldn’t understand his anger at someone who was simply posting what she was told by someone else. No matter what, Joe G is the father of those children that died, and he was injured himself.</span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">I corresponded with the other Joe via email and tried to explain that to him, while respecting his own anger and pain—both are so valid, period.</span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">But I just received another email from him, the other day, and as I read his words, I realized that, in many ways, so many people seem to be rallying around Joe G., and some have forgotten that a mother lost her two children, too. </span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">And here was her brother gallantly stepping up for her, and letting me know that she exists and she hurts, too, on so many levels. I can only tell you that I wish I had a brother like him, as my two brothers wouldn’t know if I left the face of the earth, nor would they care too much, I think.</span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">With that said, I’m still not going to post the exact words here—for legal liability reasons—but I do believe in writing something. I hold no bias in this situation, but this stands to remind me how much pain can be inflicted by one human to another, and how many layers there are to pain and suffering.</span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">So, I am going to ask that all those who came here and posted for Joe, also remember the children’s mother, Carolyn, in a big way, along with Joe M’s family. It’s seems their journey with pain started way before the accident.</span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Joe M.? I hope you are reading this, and thank you for teaching me about listening and hearing someone else.</span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">First of all, I got my facts wrong.</span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">The other driver was a 21 year-old-male, who was not related to the woman and children killed in their car.</span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Apparently, from what Joe M said, Joe G was not returning from Disney World, as I had been told by my old friend, but he had sent the kids over to his sister’s home, so he could work that day. </span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">He was late meeting his ex-wife to drop off the kids, and thus how the timing happened for the accident.</span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Joe M wrote and told me that the divorce happened over two years ago, and, let’s just say it has not been a pleasant experience for both sides, but from Joe M’s experience, his sister has been through a living hell before the accident and after. I believe him.</span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Joe M wanted me to know that. I do know that now, but what I really got from his words was that this terrible accident has added yet another layer of pain for Carolyn, Joe M., and the rest of their family.</span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">It also reminds me that divorce is such an ugly thing, period. My parents divorced, rather acrimoniously as well, when I was 30. I can tell you that it hurt me just as much as it would have hurt me if I had been a kid when it happened.</span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">I’m reminded of two verses from the Bible, which really rang out to me as I contemplated this post. Trust me, this usually does not happen with me. I am not one to quote Bible scripture, because I grew up in the Southern Baptist church, where the bible was used as a ramrod, but since I’ve heard from Joe M., I have felt very compelled to ask God what can I do about this situation. It’s really horrible from every angle, period.</span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">As I meditated on it, these two verses came to mind and would not leave my mind, until I wrote them down. So, for what it is worth, here they are.</span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Matthew 5:45: (Amplified Bible) To show that you are the children of your Father Who is in heaven; for He makes His sun rise on the wicked and on the good, and makes the rain fall upon the upright and the wrongdoers [alike].</span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">The other is:</span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Luke 12: 52-53:For from now on in one house there will be five divided [among themselves], three against two and two against three.<?xml:namespace prefix = o /><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">They will be divided, father against son and son against father, mother against daughter and daughter against mother, mother-in-law against her daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law.</span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">I will leave it to those who read this post, to interpret the verses as they see fit. Right now, pain is palpable and real on both sides of this terrible accident, period. The way pain manifests itself, whether in messy child custody visit issues, or insensitive and petty actions at the funeral of innocent children, nobody is immune to grief, anger and pain.</span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">It’s what we do with those emotions that truly matter, for we will not understand things like the painful divorce, the accident and it’s aftermath, until we can ask God, face-to-face.</span></p><p class="MsoBodyText" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Joe M did say that Joe and Carolyn's surviving son, David, is back in school and healing. I thought I would pass that on.</span></p><span style="font-family:arial;">Peace be with you, Carolyn and Joe M. and your family as you begin to heal and move on. Thank you to everyone who posted prayers and good wishes, previously. </span><p class="MsoBodyText" face="arial"><br /></p>Min O'Pausehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05415755990658935730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31312524.post-71077876645619809932007-08-19T19:32:00.000-07:002007-08-19T19:38:04.278-07:00Song for the week: Quality of Mercy<span style="font-family: arial;font-size:100%;" ><b>Quality Of Mercy - Michelle Shocked</b><br /><br />All you hypocrites and liars<br />In the temple seeking gain<br />All you senators and lawyers<br />With your motives to explain<br />All you victims and heroes<br />Your petitions to complain<br />All you murderers and martyrs<br />On the fields where you lay slain<br /><br />On the just and unjust alike it doth rain<br />And the quality of mercy is not strained<br />Vengeance and revenge are just two words for pain<br />And the quality of mercy is not strained<br /><br />Did not I crucify my Lord<br />Did not I bind Him in chains<br />Did not I three times betray Him<br />Three times deny His name<br />Did not I cast the first stone<br />And then justify the blame<br />Did not He die for my sins<br />But never would I do the same<br /><br />I've been three times a sinner and two times a saint<br />And the quality of mercy is not strained<br />Love, if it's love, is changing but unchanged<br />And the quality of mercy is not strained<br /><br /><a style="font-family: arial;" href="http://yme.music.yahoo.com/ymjNav/2.0/ymu/artist/263632">Now, listen to the song</a></span><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:100%;" > </span>Min O'Pausehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05415755990658935730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31312524.post-2027507236309921542007-07-23T17:19:00.000-07:002007-07-23T17:22:30.827-07:00Walk it Out...<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family: arial;">This is so great.<br /><br />You've got Fosse, Gwen Verdon dancing to Fosse, with "Walk It Out" in the background. I love it.<br /><br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NIGbhPLZmjY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NIGbhPLZmjY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /></span></span>Min O'Pausehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05415755990658935730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31312524.post-48343074656748317582007-07-16T10:49:00.000-07:002007-07-16T11:53:56.345-07:00Positive energy, prayers, smoke signals, whatever<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">At the end of last week, I received an email from one of my best friends from church, when I was growing up.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">The news was stunning.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Her first boyfriend, Joe Gargiulo, became a good friend to me at the time, as we were all going to the same church.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">When Joe and Kathi broke up, I didn't see much of Joe anymore. At any rate, Kathi and I barely keep in touch, as we have such different lives. It almost seems like a whole other life that I lived then. She's been married for years, with two kids who are almost adults, but sometimes it feels like just yesterday that we were wearing our mother's wigs, teasing them into beehives, putting on lots of makeup, stuffing our bras, and, looking like a more grotesque version of Tammy Faye Bakker in her heyday, simply to go and play Putt Putt, like we looked normal. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">The looks we would get were priceless, let me tell you.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Anyway, we keep in touch at Christmas, etc. But I was not prepared for the news she sent to me. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Last weekend, there was a terrible wreck on I-85, near Atlanta. I remember hearing about it on the news. A Chevy Impala, carrying two kids and two adults, crossed the median and slammed into a van, head on.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">It was Joe's van that got slammed head on. There was nothing he could have done to prevent the accident, according to the police.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Two of his children were immediately killed upon impact, even though they were wearing seat belts. His other son was injured, as was Joe. Two children in the other car were killed, too. I just read an article, which I will link here, which lists the driver's name, the children's names, as well.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Kathi told me that Joe was in the midst of a very painful divorce, and he was driving his children back to their mother's house, after taking the kids to Walt Disney World.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">According to Kathi, Joe had been very, very depressed over the break-up. The two children were buried on Saturday, but Joe could not attend, as he is in ICU. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">I cannot imagine what he and his estranged wife are going to go through. As well, what will the surviving son feel and go through in the coming weeks, months, years. Even more tragic, is the fact that driver of the offending auto was a 21-year-old girl.<br /><br />It reminds me of the verse from the Bible, 'On the just and unjust, alike it doth rain, and the quality of mercy is not strained.'<br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">I normally would not do this on my blog, but I am going to ask anyone reading this post to put down what you are doing, and just send a prayer or a good vibe to Joe and his family. As well, prayers for the Stephens family, and for the girl driving. Their pain is just beginning.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Whatever, or whoever you believe in, please send positive energy Joe's way, and to the Stephens family.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:arial;">I'll keep you posted on Joe's progress. I am not sure he'll even remember me, but I plan on going to see him, when he is able, and to let him know that he can talk to me anytime.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"></span><span style="font-family:arial;">As I was going to the bank this morning---I got my first 2,000 dollar check for my writing--I was listening to Bridge Over Troubled Water on an Elvis CD that I have. It really made me think about Joe.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">These are the times when I have no idea why God allows these things to happen. The only way I can even rationalize it is that God gives us all free will, so that means everyone has it. Some people use it for good, some for evil, some make mistakes--they think the young girl driving fell asleep at the wheel--and God could come down and stop anything, but God doesn't do that.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">He lets us choose our behaviors, and the outcome is determined by the chosen behavior, but He's always there no matter what.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">That's why you won't find me saying to Joe, "It was God's will...." because I don't believe it was God's will. I believe it was a series of events, a chain of mistakes, that led to the accident. I have to believe that, because if I don't, then I cannot fathom a God that would purposely take away the lives of children in such a manner.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">If there is anyone out there in blog-land, reading this post, who has lost children in a car accident, etc. please post and let me know what to say and what not to say to Joe, whenever I get the chance.<br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Thanks to everyone who will read this.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.stamfordadvocate.com/news/local/scn-sa-crash2jul11,0,4170212.story?coll=stam-news-local-headlines">Here's the Article I found from Connecticut, where the two Stephens children resided<br /></a></span><br /></span>Min O'Pausehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05415755990658935730noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31312524.post-12303078848745806772007-07-16T07:41:00.000-07:002007-07-16T04:49:22.223-07:00I've Grown Accustomed to her Blog<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">I don't know what has come over me, or who has come over me, as I feel that I am in sort of trance-like state.<br /><br />Ever since <a href="http://kraalspace.blogspot.com/">'she'</a> ragged about my partner, in a very condescending and nasty way, on her blog, I have felt compelled to read her blog almost every day. Is this part of my anxiety disorder??<br /><br />It first started as a way to give back the same caustic medicine she doles out to anyone that doesn't jibe with her rigid religious beliefs.<br /><br />In the beginning, I referred to her as 'it' or Bigmoose, as it seemed a fitting retort to her name calling. Even though I really detested her narrow thinking, I was like a moth to her snide flame.<br /><br />But as I read her long odes to Chesterton, or when she intimated that I might be like Cotton on the show, "King of the Hill," I started to wonder what she might look like. Actually, the Cotton thing was pretty funny. Oddly, I do picture her looking like a cross between Joann Worley and Peggy Hill<br /><br />I started to wonder what happened to this woman, with such a high IQ, and how she ended up staying at home with her three children. No, there is nothing wrong with raising one's children as a profession, as it is one of the noblest and thankless professions. It's just that I sense that there is so much more to this woman that simply being a homemaker.<br /><br />Rarely do I agree with her theories, postulates, or thinking patterns in general, but she is a fine writer.<br /><br />As well, her knowledge of silent films is phenomenal. I really did not like this woman, after seeing for myself how she skewers anyone who isn't just like her in beliefs--mainly religious--and I left some posts, using the same tactics that she uses in her own posting.<br /><br />However, when you put a mirror up to someone, they either get that their behavior is irrational and hurtful, or they run crying to their comrades, "Look how MEAN the liberal is to me!!" She engaged in the latter, and I was chastised as 'vile' by simply pointing out the obvious about her daily routines.<br /><br />I was told that I made fun of her autistic children. I did not make fun of them at all, nor would I ever do that. I did point out her fondness in speaking about her children defecating on the floor, as well as pondering why one would try for a third child, if the first two had Autism. As well, I just gave her a dose of her own medicine, as she routinely picks apart those liberals that seem to so rankle her, for just being liberal.<br /><br />Was it too harsh? I don't know, but I publicly apologize (her group of witch hunters always love it when a liberal apologizes, so they can pick it apart and decide whether it's a real apology or not).<br /><br />Why would I continue to return to her blog? I have no idea. I know she reads my comments, and she allows me to post them, but she refuses to respond. As well, I'm sure the email chain letter has gone out, which tells others not to respond to me as well. I think it's funny. Actually, I think she's probably a very nice person, somewhere underneath the fear and sarcasm.<br /><br />But, as I read her odd posts, there is just something that keeps me coming back. Maybe it's the fact that she must really hate it that we have so much in common. We really do. Well, I am not in love with the same dead author--she is in love with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesterton">G.K. Chesterton</a>--but we actually like the same TV shows, books, etc.<br /><br />It's an odd attraction and fondness I now have for her, sort of like watching a train wreck happen right in front of you. You have to look, even if you might not want to, deep down in your soul.<br /><br />I must say that I agree with Dr. Alice--Alice, please post a comment, as I see you have been visiting my blog as of late--I think 'she' is a better linguist than I am.<br /><br />So, I must write this song for her, borrowing from Lerner and Loewe's "My Fair Lady" show stopper, "I've Grown Accustomed to her Face"<br /><br />Of course, it's all tongue in cheek.<br /><br />So, this is for that multi-talented Catholic Curmudgeon, who is 16 times the writer I am:<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:100%;">I've Grown Accustomed to her Blog</span><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span></span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Arial;">Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!<br />I've grown accustomed to her blog.<br />She almost makes my stomach churn.<br />I've grown accustomed to the anti ECUSA tune<br />that she whistles night and noon.<br />Her smiles, her frowns,<br />How Chesterton brings her up when she's down<br />Are second nature to me now;<br />Like trapping gas in and then, just letting it out.<br />I was serenely independent and content before we met;<br />Surely I could always be that way again-<br />And yet<br />I've grown accustomed to her screeds;<br />Accustomed to her sarcasm;<br />Accustomed to her blog.<br /><br />[Spoken]<br />Become a anti-US Anglican CATHOLIC?<br />What an infantile idea. What a heartless,<br />wicked, brainless thing to do. But she'll regret, she'll<br />regret it. It's doomed before they even take the vow!<br /><br />[Sung]<br />I can see her now, Mrs. Anti TEC<br />In a wretched little flat above a store.<br />I can see her now, not a penny in the till,<br />And a bill collector beating at the door.<br />She'll try to teach the things I taught her,<br />And end up picking up poop instead.<br />Begging for her bread and water,<br />While her husband has his breakfast in bed.<br /><br />In a year, or so, when she get sick of talking about the gays<br />And the blossom in her cheek has turned to chalk.<br />She'll come home, and lo, he'll have upped and run away<br />With a hockey-playing bimbo from Quebec.<br />Poor Mrs. Anti-TEC. How simply frightful!<br />How humiliating! How delightful!<br /><br />How poignant it'll be on that inevitable night<br />When she hammers on my door in tears and rags.<br />Miserable and lonely, repentant and contrite.<br />Will I take her in or hurl her to the walls?<br />Give her kindness or the treatment she deserves?<br />Will I take her back or throw the baggage out?<br /><br />But I'm a most forgiving person;<br />The sort who never could, ever would,<br />Take a position and staunchly never budge.<br />A most forgiving person.<br />But, I shall never take her back,<br />If she were even crawling on her knees.<br />Let her promise to atone;<br />Let her shiver, let her moan;<br />I'll slam the door and let the hell-cat freeze!<br /><br />[Sung]<br />But I'm so used to hear her say<br />"CHESTERTON" ev'ry day.<br />Her joys, her woes,<br />Her highs, her lows,<br />Are second nature to me now;<br />Like keeping gas out and breathing in.<br />I'm very grateful she's a bigot<br />And so easy to forget;<br />Rather like a habit<br />One can always break-<br />And yet,<br />I've grown accustomed to the trace<br />Of something in the air;<br />Accustomed to her blog.<br /><br /></span></span><p> <span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><br /></span></span></p><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><br /></span></span>Min O'Pausehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05415755990658935730noreply@blogger.com5